‘SNL’ is contesting the election with ‘Rudy Giuliani’ and his witnesses

McKinnon’s Giuliani was present at a hearing in Michigan on the opening sketch of the NBC-type show, testifying with witnesses to allegations of voter fraud.

“This election was stolen from the American people with a tactic not seen after Houdini,” said McKinnon’s Giuliani. “It’s not me. It’s you.”

McKinnon’s Giuliani said he and President Trump would overturn the results, first in Michigan and then “Georgia” and “North-e-Canada.”

“Do you need proof? Well, well, today I brought a dozen more intelligent, non-addictive people as eye witnesses,” McKinnon’s Giuliani said.

The first witness was played by Melissa Caron Sicily Strong, an IT contractor for Dominion voting systems, who spoke with Giuliani during an investigation in Michigan. Attracted audible laughter.

“I swear to tell my whole story, nothing but my story will help me God,” Strong’s Coron said.

Strongs Coron told the panel at the hearing that they should lose their attitude, adding that “you saw all those Trump votes as’ lost ” and that hundreds of thousands, not thousands, of dead people voted in person.

“Did you check every poll? Did you talk to everyone who died?” Strong’s Coron asked Michigan state senators. “I’m not lying. I signed after David.”

Other witnesses include a woman who “ate the ballot”, a man who was abducted by aliens, and Michael Jr., CEO of Ink Pillow.

Caron returned to say that Dominion had tricked her out of his cheesy bread.

“I think you are confusing Dominion with Dominion,” one of the state senators told her.

“Either way, my vote took over 30 minutes, so it should be free,” Strong’s Coron said.

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Finally, McKinnon’s Giuliani said he would not give up the fight to defeat the election.

“In the end, I would say there is security, but we will never rest. Not until this election is overthrown, or I will get a full pardon and $ 10 million,” McKinnon’s Giuliani said. “If you like what you saw here today, we are offering a press conference at the Ritz-Carlton … plumbing and heating distribution company.”

Regarding the show’s signature, McKinnon said: “Live … from New York! It’s Saturday night!”

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